{"product_id":"dont-tell-me-to-calm-down-matches-light-pink-funny-gift-1","title":"Don't Tell Me To Calm Down - Matches, Light Pink, Funny Gift","description":"For the record: calm is overrated. The Don’t Tell Me To Calm Down safety matches bring a bold dose of attitude with soft pink-tipped sticks housed in a clear glass bottle with a luxe gold lid. Equal parts cheeky and functional, they’re the perfect spark for candles, incense, or just making a statement on your shelf.\n\n𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭:\n• Sassy + stylish: A playful phrase balanced with calming lavender tips.\n• Functional décor: A chic glass bottle that doubles as a home accent.\n• Giftable humor: Perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone with a fiery streak.\n• Easy use: 40 lavender-tipped wooden matches with striker on the side.\n\n𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬:\n• Housewarming + hostess gifts\n• Holiday gifting + stocking stuffers\n• Birthdays + “just because” gifts\n• Pairing with candles, spa sets, or self-care bundles\n\n𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬:\n• Glass bottle with gold lid\n• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”\n• Weight: 1.8 oz\n• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with lavender tips\n• Striker on the side of the bottle\n\nColoring may vary slightly between production runs.\nAvailable only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54469143658775,"sku":"MATCH007","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9869\/0071\/files\/6d7480de24651b87e977741a672451975a218e5226c93a94cf7f46e47588c763_e0e460f0-6287-4fba-b14a-c8a8aa2af5eb.png?v=1784753513","url":"https:\/\/palms30a.com\/products\/dont-tell-me-to-calm-down-matches-light-pink-funny-gift-1","provider":"Palms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}