{"product_id":"well-shit-glass-bottle-matches-black-tips-funny-gift","title":"Well, Shit - Glass Bottle Matches, Black Tips, Funny Gift","description":"For the moments when absolutely nothing goes according to plan. Our Well, Shit safety matches are the perfect little reminder that sometimes all you can do is laugh, light a candle, and carry on. Featuring sleek black match tips in a chic glass bottle topped with a gold lid, they’re equal parts moody, funny, and functional.\n\nWhy customers love it:\n• Relatable humor: A perfectly blunt little phrase for life’s daily chaos.\n• Minimal + edgy: Black match tips create a clean, elevated look.\n• Easy gifting: A fun add-on gift for literally anyone having “one of those days.”\n• Pretty + practical: Functional home decor with a cheeky twist.\n\nBest for gifting occasions:\n• Hostess gifts\n• Coworker + friendship gifts\n• Housewarming gifts\n• Birthday gifts\n• Everyday “thinking of you” moments\n\nProduct details:\n• Glass bottle with gold lid\n• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”\n• Weight: 1.8 oz\n• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips\n• Striker on the side of the bottle\n\nColoring may vary slightly between production runs.\nAvailable only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54467844276503,"sku":"MATCH050","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9869\/0071\/files\/5832fb7eb77769872700e33d940301874ad04026cf2ddb0da1f4d2442fc553a3.png?v=1784752762","url":"https:\/\/palms30a.com\/products\/well-shit-glass-bottle-matches-black-tips-funny-gift","provider":"Palms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}